What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 04:06
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
How do you help patients stop hearing voices?
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No, not a chance
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
No go.
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
No way
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Why do some men like anal sex?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
What is a fun psychological trick to try on someone?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors